Yesss. RL. I just want you to know that all I want is for you to have a wonderful week. Well, month, year, life, ect. You get what I mean. I think. Look it's 4AM you take what you can get, Auntie Hiro is tired. I suppoooossseee I shoulda made this journal earlier than I did, but oh well.
Happy Birthday to Hemlock.
He's got one smelly sock.
Dammit let's just party rock.
Authentic what the fuck.
Another year for Lupinterra.
Hiro's tablet had an error.
We've probably killed some NPC named Serah.
WAIT NO I MEANT TO SPELL THAT AS SARA.
And now you have feels.
Let's buy some pet eels.
Roy throws in your way banana peels.
I can't pay these fucking hospital bills.
Okay I'm tired so this should soon end.
This is so dumb but I guess that's a trend.
Avosition will be so offend.
But I don't give a fuck because you're my best damn friend.
What am I doing with my life. Satan.
OKAY SO SINCE MY TABLET IS PROBABLY BROKEN.. Or a really good extra in war movies. I'll be working on a couple tons of gifts for you traditionally and begin scanning them as I finish. You realize you have unlimited requests to me ALL the time but you can go ahead and pile them in as if your birthday is the only chance you get if you have any.
I hope you feel better from being sick soon. What horrible timing that jackassery was. <3 I'll be sure to feed you tons of healthy food and vitamins before your birthdays in the future so we can avoid this little situation. Have a good everything, I love ya buddy. You're the greatest friend I've ever had and I wanna do anything I can for you. Congrats on finally catching up to me you little creep.